Thursday, October 30, 2008

Does He Realize I Just Spent 100 Clams to Save His Life?

Hey! What the? As I'm sitting here in bed with the laptop trying to read morning blogs, Skeeter the Cat just hopped up on me and started kneading my stomach! I may be mistaken, but I have only ever seen him knead big fluffy things; my down comforter and the squishy couch pillows.
Cats are evil.


Anonymous said...

Dear Miss Cafe...

We shrieked aloud upon reading this post. Seriously. It was most unbecoming and we are more than mortified to acknowledge said behavior.

Presumably one has already ascertained the reason for such a shameful display. No?

Sadly we experienced the same KNEADING action from our little one, Scooter the Wonder Cat. And we were suffering from the same delusional belief...only big fluffy things invite this activity!

Obviously we were mistaken because neither you nor I qualify as big or fluffy. Not us.

Evil kitties. Evil, evil, evil.



PS: Love the blog. Thank you for popping by to visit ours!

Cassoulet Cafe said...

PP: wait, I don't think that is going to be acceptable to call you. Can I call you Preppy, or TPP? :)
Thank you for your shrieking support, it has been accomplished! I can be happy the rest of the day.
I've been self conscious of my stomach increasingly so the past year...and Skeeter verified my fears and loathing of it. Fluffy. Big. UGH.

I haven't read your blog enough yet to know if "we" means multiple personalities, or multiple bloggers. :) I'll have to keep visiting The Preppy Princess.

Thanks for the bloggy love!

Paula said...

OMG! I laughed so hard for this my boss looked into my office to make sure I was ok - this was the best post ever! My hubby's cat does this ALL the time (mine not so much). So hilarious! I am still laughing!

Cassoulet Cafe said...

Hope you didn't get in trouble with your boss! :)

Paula said...

CC: Not at all! But thanks for asking :)
I popped by your blog again to tell you I shared the video with my hubby and he found it so funny he passed it along to all his coworkers. Thank you for making everyone have an amazingly good laugh!

Cassoulet Cafe said...

We watched that video like 100 times when I first got in from someone. It's hilarious.
There are others by the same artist, but they aren't quite as funny as that one. Watch the one where the guy is trying to watch TV and the cat is hungry.

Cris, Artist in Oregon said...

LOL with tears coming down my face. OMGosh did he capture a cat or what?? and I have THREE Evil cats! arrgh.
Thanks for the belly laugh. oh sorry Maybe I shouldnt say belly!!?? LOL

Anonymous said...

Love the cartoons! I have a cat who always sits on a chair behind me when I am getting food ready - for us, not him - when he feels he has waited long enough he starts patting me and if I don't respond quickly enough I get a claw in my backside!